Friday, February 04, 2005

A Bit of Comedy


The Dance Posted by Hello from the website The World of The Office

Say what you will about British comedy, this clip of Ricky Gervais dancing on The Office will go down in history.
My son loves to imitate his moves. He said, "Mommy, maybe he had too much beer."

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

No Alias Tonight


Bush Posted by Hello
That sucks. And what's worse: Lost is a repeat. Isn't it sweeps month or something? I thought February was a good month for TV, but maybe it's March that has no re-runs.

Anyhoo, here is the only way to watch Bush's speech without being completely bored and disgruntled:
Drinking Game

Friday, January 21, 2005

Another Clip Worth Watching

Pink Is The New Blog alerts to a clip posted on Fair and Balanced.
The clip is a Fox News segment with Brigette Quinn interviewing an editor from Vanity Fair magazine. The website has received so many hits that they've had to stop hosting the clip, but from this page you can view the video at IFILM. It's not Jon Stewart/Tucker Carlson, but it's worth watching.

Click here for the clip.

One Man Speaks for Half of Nation


from Betty Bowers Posted by Hello

I did not attend the $40,000,000 party in D.C. this week. Fortunately, there was one man who voiced the opinion of people opposing George W. and his policies.
Click here for clip from inauguration.

From www.blackthursday.com:

Sometimes you have an inauguration
not with the president you want,
but with the presidentyou have.

May the next four years bring peace,
tolerance, and justice to all americans
and all of the people of the world - despite the odds.

black-thursday.com

* Black-Thursday.com is referencing the answer Rumsfelf gave when asked by a soldier:
"Why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up-armor our vehicles, and why don't we have those resources readily available to us? We're digging pieces of rusted scrap metal ... that has already been shot up, dropped, busted, picking the best out of this scrap to put on our vehicles to take into combat."
His answer: "As you know, you go to war with the Army you have ... not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

Nice.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The Philosophy of Kindness

My religion is kindness.

My message is the practice of compassion, love, and kindness.
Compassion can be put into practice if one recognizes the fact that
every human being is a member of humanity and the human family
regardless of differences in religion, culture, color, and creed.
Deep down, there is no difference.

We should try never to let our happy frame of mind be disturbed.
Whether we are suffering at present or have suffered in the past,
there is no reason to be unhappy.
If we can remedy it, why be unhappy?
And if we cannot, what use is there in being depressed about it?
That just adds more unhappiness and does no good at all.

By developing a sense of respect for others and a concern for their welfare,
we reduce our own selfishness, which is the source of all problems,
and enhances our sense of kindness which is a natural source of goodness.

This is my simple religion.
There is no need for temples;
no need for complicated philosophy.
Our own brain, our own heart is our temple;
the philosophy is kindness.

~ the 14th Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso

When photographers get bored.

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Dancing Trombone Player

Daily Roundup alerts to the Dancing Trombone Player, Jonathan Arons, who is developing cult status through the internet. You have to check this out. Click Here to see video on Daily Medication.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Back to Her Old Self


Suki Posted by Hello

Finally! It seems Madame Suki has forgiven me for daring to bring home another kitty. For the past few days, she has snubbed me, literally turned her back on me in disgust. Even though it has been the first few nights of uninterrupted sleep for me in years, I have to admit I was feeling sad about the change in her personality.

Yesterday though, when I was watching Alias, she came and lay on the couch next to me and believe it or not - gave me some gentle kitty-kisses with her head. I'm glad that she has been able to get over her anger. She has been playing with Charlie and I think the two of them are going to be just fine together. Charlie still flinches and lays down with Suki runs up to her (Suki is kind of a big kitty), but I think she'll see that Suki isn't going to raise her paw to her anymore.

Oh, the downside? Suki woke me up at 4 am - back into the old habits. (yawn)

Sunday, January 02, 2005


One pissed kitty Posted by Hello

I have recently adopted a cat, recently meaning three days ago. She is not a kitten but is less than a year old. I got her through an adoption agency at PetSmart and I just love her. Her name is April, but my son wanted to name her Charlie. He has since settled on the name April Charlie. So I took Charlie to the vet today to make sure she doesn't have earmites, and because she's been sneezing. The good news was that she is on the tail-end of a cold that she should be over soon, and she doesn't have any visible earmites. The bad news is that she had a little nervous accident in the pet carrier on the way home from the doctor. Now I don't blame her for that. She was in a dark box with little holes in it, and I can only imagine how strange it must feel to ride in a car when you haven't very much. I started to smell it but I think I was in denial. Surely, she didn't just go poop in her carrier box. Well, I brought her in the house, opened up the box, and sure enough...there it was. Not too much, but it was stinky. I picked her up and felt some wetness on her underside so I decided that we needed to wash her off. (clearing throat) I turned on the water in the sink and made sure it was a comfortable temperature and proceeded to put her in the sink. Anyone who has cats knows that normally they have an aversion to water. I know that. I've read the jokes about bathing a cat and know that it can be quite an adventure. That's putting it mildly, really. She scratched the mess out of me and then when I wouldn't let go of her, she started trying to bite me. What's going through my head is that I don't want my new baby-kitty to associate this horrible experience with me. I wrapped her in a towel and sat in my rocking chair with her for a minute to calm her down. She then went and lay down on my bed and started grooming herself. Well, when she got up from there, the bed was stinky. Like poo. (sigh) So I knew what I had to do. I turned the water on in the bathtub and poured some mild soap in so that there would be bubbles. I took Charlie to the bathroom, closed the door, and put her in the water. It wasn't that bad, actually; a lot easier than the sink. I lathered her up then rinsed, then wrapped her in a towel, rocking chair, etc. She's now sitting on her bed, grooming, looking pissed. But she still smells funny. Not like poop exactly. Maybe it's just wet-cat smell. Hope so.

**UPDATE**
She's smellin' so fresh and so clean.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Student in Santa Costume not "politically correct?"

Give me a break. A seventh-grade student was asked by his principle to leave the school's holiday dance because he was dressed like Santa Claus. According to the story, the student was told to leave because his attire was politically incorrect, and the principle was trying to adhere to the rules of separation of church and state. He also stated that he had to be sensitive to all of the students' religious beliefs. This really irritates me. Since when does Santa Claus symboilze the religious aspect of Christmas?
I support the separation of church and state in the sense that I don't believe students should be made to conform to one religion or the other. I don't think it's right to force Christianity or any other religion upon any individual. I am not a religious person, but I do celebrate Christmas. I try hard to keep in my mind the true reason for the celebration, but I have to admit that I love Christmas because it is the time of year that means family to me. In the situation of the school party, I think that the school principle took it too far when he prohibited the boy's attendance to the party. I would be furious if I were the child's mother.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

FatBoy Slim video contest winner

My first reaction to this was that this lady has way too much time on her hands. Then I reconsidered; it's creative and complex, not to mention laugh-out-loud funny. Plus, kittens in hats, how could you lose? See the FatBoy Slim video for yourself:

from MilkandCookies.com



12/21/04 Posted by Hello

Monday, December 20, 2004

Letter to my grandmother


Granny Posted by Hello

I'm sorry that I didn't spend more time with you. I didn't know how much you were missing Pawpaw. I can't imagine how lonely it must have been for you there by yourself. Now looking back I can see how much it meant to you when I would visit. Back then I was young, in college, and had a lot of things going on in my life. I didn't realize until after you died how precious time is. Even after your death, I didn't realize it fully until my son was born. Time is fleeting.

I'm sorry that I didn't talk to you that day we came to visit you in the nursing home. I was afraid. I was afraid to see you like that. You asked me why I didn't want to sit next to you. Why was I standing so far away. I was afraid. I was really freaked out when mom asked me to put lotion on your back. You seemed so fragile, I didn't want to touch you for fear that I'd hurt you. But I did it, and I'm glad I did it. You told me how good it felt. You could barely speak. So much pain medication. So much pain.

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you right then how much I loved you. I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I would always cherish our memories and how much you loved me. I was your baby's baby.

I know you are still with me. I know you were with me at Dad's house that night with Pawpaw. I know that you weren't mad at me or hurt by me, but I was racked with guilt.

Now I realize that you are still in my life and you will always watch over me, but I also realize that you are taking care of things for you as well.

I wish you would visit mom. I know you watch over her, too. I imagine she talks to you.

I love you and miss you.

Friday, December 17, 2004

What kind of soul do I have? (quiz)





You Are a Dreaming Soul





Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul



What kind of Intelligence do I have (quiz)





Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence



You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks.
You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent.
An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer.
Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best.

You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.



Sagitarrius love profile









Sagittarius - Your Love Profile


Your positive traits:



Your playful nature brings out the happy inner-child in dates

You're willing to take risks in love... and reap the rewards

You've got a killer sense of humor that gets talking with any hottie you meet



Your negative traits:



Sometimes your sarcasm comes off as biting and abrasive

You can be brutally honest, tactless, and truthful even when it hurts

You're such a free spirit that you find it hard to commit to one person



Your ideal partner:



Someone high energy who will pick up and out with you whenever

Is creative and fun - thinking of new adventures for the two of you

Is bold... and not afraid to tell you "I love you" early on



Your dating style:



Unpredictable. You never know how the night is going to end up.



Your seduction style:



Daring. You're always pushing to try something new in the bedroom.

Full of imagination. You've always got a new fantasy you're dying to try.

Spritually driven. Sex for you can be an other-worldy act.



Tips for the future:



Realize that while freedom is great - sometimes a stable relationship is better.

It's not all about you. Focus on your parnter's needs every once and a while.

Make up your mind about your parnter, and stick to it. Your fickle will ruin things otherwise.



Best place to meet someone online:



American Singles - tons of flirting and fun to suite your inner extrovert



Best color to attract mate: Purple



Best day for a date: Thursday



Get your free love profile at Blogthings.

What kind of politician are you? (quiz)





You Are a New School Democrat



You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.

You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.

Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.

You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.